MaximumCullen

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Fang's blog 3. by MaximumCullen, literature

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Fang's blog 3.

Hey everyone, This is Fang. People have been asking a ton of questions and so I'm going to answer some best I can. Let's see... Ok this one is from KC987- Fang are you and Max going to have kids? 0_0 No comment. Okaaay this is from 654Bee- Fang CAN you and Max have kids. o-0 Again, No comment. Let's see, Let's see DarlaT says - Does Max have normal kids or lay eggs? Okay no more questions relating to kids. This.. No.. How... No... Okay here...No. AHHHHHHHHHHH I don't know if we'll have kids!!! Or how or if we even can have kids leave us alone people. Wait two new questions just popped up. Ella'sLittlePyro- Ella would REALLY like a niece

Twilight Movie Review by MaximumCullen, literature

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Twilight Movie Review

Here I go.... They gave Jacob more face time then in the book. Bella didn't have a rocking chair or a quilt from when she was younger. She didn't complain about the school pictures. Billy was driving. There was no diner. Carlisle and Charlie never chatted. Edward never said what the people were thnking about in the restaurante, the waitress who was flirting with Edward was supposed to be Blonde. Edward's volvo wasn't sporty enough, Emmet's jeep not big enough. Tyler never showed up to Bella's house for prom. There was NO sadie hawkens. Bella never got to dance with Jacob at prom. Plus she never wore her killer heal. None of the other Culle

Max and Fang-out of it Pt.2 by MaximumCullen, literature

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Max and Fang-out of it Pt.2

I woke up in the morning feeling slightly "out of it". When my head stopped ou spinning I looked around, I was in Fang's room. Why? I looked down I was laying across Fang who was still sleeping in his boxers. Wait boxers! I looked at myself I was in my bra and underwear. Oh my gosh. Okay so I might of lost it. "Why am I in my bra and underwear laying on top of Fang!" Thanks to my screaming Fang woke up he took one look at us and yelled "And why is Max on top of me with me in my boxers!?" "You might want to try looking up "Max and Fang-out of it" on youtube ." Iggy yelled back. We couldn't get the laptop running fast enough. I saw the vi

Max and Fang -out of it by MaximumCullen, literature

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Max and Fang -out of it

"Okay Gazzy, here's the plan. You are going to switch Fang's pop with a beer and I'm going to sneak up behind Max and get her with a jab of valium." Then we tape whatever happens." I finished. "But Iggy what if the valium and beer don't get to Max and Fang quick enough? They'll take us out if they get the chance." I sighed "Gazzy,Gazzy,Gazzy Fang told me about the time Max was on valium We'll have no prob. with that and from what I've heard from Doctor M beer and stuff takes affect quickly on birds." He nodded is head. "Okay let's go." We slipped into the kitchen "Hey Fang," He looked over at me and while he did that Gazzy switched t

Chilly Down by MaximumCullen, literature

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Chilly Down

When the sun goes down (when the sun goes down) And the bats are back to bed (and the bats are back) The brothers come 'round (the brothers come 'round) I get out of my dirty bed (my dirty bed) I shake my pretty little head (I shake my pretty little head) Tap my pretty little feet (tap my pretty little feet) Feeling brighter than sunlight (oh) Louder than thunder (oh) Bouncing like a yo-yo, wooh (oh) Don't got no problems (no problems) Ain't got no suitcase (no suitcase) Ain't got no clothes to worry about (no clothes to worry about) Ain't got no real estate or jewelry or gold mines to hang me up. I just throw in my hand (throw i

Max Fan Fic-6 by MaximumCullen, literature

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Max Fan Fic-6

So it was a pretty normal day. I had stolen Fang's laptop from him because well I was bored. Iggy and the younger kids were playing hide and seek somewhere Ella was watching the fashion channel and I had no idea where Fang was. I heated up a piece of pizza and set it next to the laptop. Once I turned on the laptop I decided to go on youtube only once I got on I had no idea what to look for. I sat there thinking when out of the corner of my eye I saw a hang grab my pizza off the plate."Hey you Pizza thief!" I yelled turning to face none other than Fang. "Why did you take MY Pizza?" He shrugged "I don't know I was hungry

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Deviant for 16 years
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I'm a Christian. And I'm a girl. That's all people need to know

Favourite genre of music: Rock
Operating System: HP
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Favourite cartoon character: Scooby Doo
Personal Quote: Haha Wait.. What?

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Men in Black/Labyrinth

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Stephenie Meyer/ James Patterson

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That's not computer Capture the flag

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MaximumCullen

Aug 3, 2009

I NEED ARTISTY PEOPLE!!!!!! PLEASE :]

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Hello my talented people friends on DA!!! I need YOU yes YOU to help me. I am looking for a new and beautiful backround for my laptop. What kind of background I am looking for is one with... 1. PETER PAN    or 2. Peter Pan AND Wendy 3. THE ENTIRE PETER PAN CAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Basically just a awesomely awesome coolness Peter Pan Background. I would be so thankful if you would. I might even be willing to attempt to paint you guys a special picture!!! :) :) :D Thank you all. I hope you will help me. P.S Please make them from the original disney movie. Not the new one. The original cartoon one. Thanks :D LOVE YOU ALL!!!!! ~MaximumCullen

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MaximumCullen

Jun 16, 2009

ADAM LAMBERT!!!!

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Okay LOVE HIM!!!!!! How can you not love him!?  He should be the season 8 American idol!! I love him. If you haven't seen him before just look him up on DA. I posted some links to youtube videos of his  songs so you can hear is "heart melting" voice. Love him soooooooo much!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07yrBt1SrDU&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-NULFMky4s&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyoXL8KxHrU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnEPhZ6f-6c&feature=related

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MaximumCullen

Jun 15, 2009

TWILIGHT RANT!!!

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OKAY FOR THE RECORD ROB IS NOT EDWARD!!! EDWARD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THEN ROB! AND ROB IS SORT OF CREEPERISH! I WAS WATCHING SOMETHING ON TV IT WAS AN INTERVIEW WITH ROB AND HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW THIS SEVEN YOUR OLD WANTED HIM TO BITE HIM! AND HE WAS LIKE,SHE WAS SO SERIOUS I REALLY WANTED TO!!! IS THAT NOT CREEPTASTIC!? UGH TWILIGHT WAS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN A TON OF PEOPLE WON'T DROOLING OVER ROB. ACTUALLY TWILIGHT WAS BETTER BEFORE IT BECAME A FREAKISH OBSESSION FEST. >:(

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LaylaTheBlackCheetah

Nov 7, 2009

Oh my god, it's been like FOREVVER since we talked

MaximumCullen

Nov 18, 2009

Um no offense have we ever like talked. I've been off for so long I'm so out of touch

LaylaTheBlackCheetah

Nov 18, 2009

lol i think i was sending random messages to my friends XD

Haha okay

THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE!

Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!

If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!

If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends

If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)

If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!

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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3: you're a bad friend
4-6: you're an ok friend
7-9: you're a good friend
10-& Up: you're a great friend

Aidan19

Mar 29, 2009

TheFlock
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its my maximum ride chatroom!
join it when you can and pass on the word!! im guna get all fans together finaly!

flaminspider

Jan 21, 2009

I tagged you ^-^